Chocolate Noir
$6.50Single-origin Ecuadorian cacao, hot fudge, toasted hazelnut, one stubborn cherry.
01 / Chocolate Noir
Real cream from one dairy. Fruit picked the same week it is churned. Seventy percent single-origin cacao poured over the top while you watch.
02 / The cones
Hand-rolled waffle cones, pressed to order. Pick one, or pretend you will stop at one.
Single-origin Ecuadorian cacao, hot fudge, toasted hazelnut, one stubborn cherry.
June strawberries macerated overnight, folded in raw, coulis poured on top.
Fresh mint steeped in cream overnight, shattered 70% cacao through every scoop.
03 / Pints & boxes






04 / Build your box
Keep scrolling to watch one go together. Pick your own four while you are here: we pack them in dry ice and they land the next morning.
Choose your first scoop.
05 / Slow churned
Cream arrives Tuesday morning from a single Jersey herd forty minutes north. It is in the vat before lunch, never frozen, never reconstituted.
Strawberries are macerated overnight in their own sugar. Mangoes are pulped by hand. If the fruit is out of season the flavour comes off the board. No purée concentrate, no colour, no gum.
The base rests a full day so the fat crystallises properly. We churn at 22% overrun, roughly half of what a supermarket tub carries. Less air means more ice cream in the same pint.
Every pint is scooped, weighed and lidded by a person. Batches are dated on the base. Nothing sits in our freezer longer than seven days.
06 / In the wild









